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I shaved my legs today for the first time in, oh – I don’t know, three months? Can’t say why I let them go/grow but there is something about the endless cold and constant of underwear that reaches to your ankle bones that simply doesn’t inspire one to tend to leg hair. Besides, my husband only just recently noticed that I had stopped, so it can’t be that big of a deal to men despite the fact that smooth silky legs are sold to women by advertisers as being some sort of aphrodisiac. This is probably only the second or third time in my life that I have allowed the hair on my leg to attain noticeable length. The first time was against my will as my mother refused to discuss the possibility of my shaving my legs until I was fourteen, and at the time in spite of my fury with such an arbitary decision, I felt grateful to be allowed to shave my armpits as soon as it became noticeable. The second time I was in my mid-ish twenties. It was the summer that the first of my high school friends, Amy, got married. I wasn’t dating and being a red-head naturally my leg hair was very light in color. You couldn’t see it unless you were inches away and no one was interested in getting that close at the time. I found shaving tedious and like many young women reserved shaving for times of actual relationships that might involve – up close inspections. I spent a lot of my twenties unshaven. This latest hirsute state was not due to lack of anything but rested more upon the cold and the dry air up here which has caused me to limit showering time and use a lot of lotion. Shaving promotes dry winter itch which is not a fire that needs fuel. Now that the weather is warming (notice I didn’t say “warm”) and I have had occasion to wear a bathing suit (and the fact that when he did notice the hair my husband was visibly shocked – though not put off), I decided that perhaps it was time to mow. I dulled only one razor though it was a quarto-bladed one and now have smooth legs from a few inches above the knee to the foot on each leg. It is a remarkably sensual feeling for the first few hours. It also really accentuates the deathly white pallor of one’s winter hide. Just for fun, I googled up the history of shaving for both men and women. Men, it seems shaved for reasons sensible and not so, but women – unsurprisingly – were the victims of advertising that played on their deep-seated body image problems. Leave it to the “beauty” industry to get ugly.


Thomas Beatie is a pregnant transgendered person who is legally recognized by the state of Oregon as a man. Ten years ago he underwent reassignment but decided to keep his female reproductive organs in case he ever wanted to have a child. Two years ago he stopped taking his testosterone and later with the help of his wife, underwent artificial insemination. According to his gynecologist, his pregnancy is a perfectly normal one. And why shouldn’t it be? He’s a woman. Genetically he is a female. No matter what a person does, the genes they are born with can’t be altered, and he is as XX as I am. So when he told Oprah that his being pregnant is a miracle, I have to respectfully disagree. It’s no more a miracle then any other women’s pregnancy regardless of the means or degree of difficulty, but it’s unsurprising that the press and pop culture media have jumped all over this farce. The world is so devoid of true miracles that it is willing to have one manufactured for it. Mr. Beatie is not technically a man but a woman, and women get pregnant. At best it’s a bit weird, but a miracle? I don’t think so.


I added a blog link not long ago called A Blondie Moment. I found it on another blog I have linked here and found it interesting because the young woman was studying pole dancing. Yes, I know what you are thinking. Isn’t that just another way of saying “stripper”. Well, okay – maybe. And aren’t you against the sexual exploitation of women. Yes, I am – and you’re point is? Pole dancing is interesting to me the same way belly dancing is interesting. It is more than just sex. There is strength in it. These are not things you can do simply because you are female and can undress or dance. Rob and I saw a belly dancer at this little Greek restaurant over in Sherwood Park before my birthday last year. She was an amazing dancer. I can’t even begin to imagine how long it would take to develop that kind of muscle control. I started yoga at the beginning of the year and am only just now starting to feel flexible again. And I was flexible once back in my Tae Kwon Do/Kick Boxing days, but nothing near what a belly dancer can do and certainly not the kind of serious muscle tone, strength and agility of a pole dancer. Blondie’s blog is worth a peek. Another good one is Overheard Around New York, which are actual conversations that people in the Big Apple have had in earshot of others. If you are missing the 70’s at all, there is Diary of a 70’sTeen. The posts are short but usually there is some gem of yore to marvel over. And finally, if you are big baseball fan the season has begun and Gil Meche is all over it.