In no particular order, and completely subject to whim and whimsy, I am going to take up this challenge to blog for 30 grueling days in a row.
Or maybe just 30 days.
No fewer than 10 though, fer sure.
As I go over the topics, I am reminded that I have been blogging for over a decade and have covered many of these topics – in one way or another – already.
For example, I am fairly certain I have written about my first kiss.
I know I have (more than one probably) “interesting facts” about me posts.
I pet peeve all over the place. Twitter. Facebook. Here. Ad nauseum.
I’ve debated tattoos. Whether to get one or not. And I know I’ve written about memorial tattoos, and yes, I still think they are a bad idea.
My family, immediate, extended and in-law have all been covered. Sometimes so thoroughly that I’ve gotten myself into trouble.
For example, I blogged my father’s death. I don’t think I spared anyone really. And this was back in the day when quite a few people, my family included, were reading this blog on a regular basis.
I consider my family and my feelings about them well-trodden ground.
The only member of my family who is fine with me writing about them anymore is my husband. This owes partly to my incredible fondness for him as a topic, and the fact that my characterization of him makes him chuckle and openly wonder whether readers even believe he is a real person based on the stories I share.
Not sure that my daily agenda would be worth writing about. I am such a housewife and mom these days. A privileged one. But still. Does anyone really want to know about the yoga classes I attend? My media habits? How much I hate Costco?
I was a mommy blogger with a “syndicate” of mommies back in my early blogging days and I am really done with that kind of navel gazing.
Earliest memory? I was lost at the circus. Literally lost. Forgotten by my father who was getting drunk with his friends. I have written about it. It’s not a feel good story.
Can’t think of a single phrase or certain word that make me laugh, but in my family, anything to do with poop or farting is the starting point for hilarity.
Yes, we are that kind of family.
I have nothing to say to anyone who might be considered an “ex”. Anything I had to say, I said. To them.
One guy I called immediately following our last encounter and railed at his answering machine until it cut me off. I had to call back twice more to get out all I needed to say. After that, I was good and ignored him. Often to his face. Much to his displeasure. He never did get to rebut a word.
And I could never write an entire post about what I wear because I am a uniform type of girl. I blame it on 12 years of Catholic school. Totally ruined my sense of fashion or more accurately, crushed any interest I might have developed had I been forced to put outfits together from a variety of clothing choices from an early age.
I have had several uniforms over the years. As a high school teacher, it was jeans or khakis and a polo shirt. Every day. All year-long.
Currently, it is yoga pants, a sleeveless tunic top and some sort of sweater.
Fashion is for people who space in their brains for a closet. I don’t.
My morning routine is relentlessly focused on getting the child to school on time and ahead of the cluster-fuck of other people trying to do the same. The end.
Hmmm, I may have to supplement this challenge list.
No matter. Day 1 of this challenge has been met on the page of battle, and I emerge the victor.
On to day 2!