I blog, therefore I cannot work in the Obama White House. I also Facebook and have been a member of numerous on line communities from soap opera fan site and widow support groups to parenting sites where I discussed all manner of reproduction minutia that would make the skin literally crawl off anyone assigned the task of checking out my cyber-trail. 

In addition to outing one’s own behavior, good, bad and pornographic on the great WWW, a person coveting a position on the President-elect’s second coming team will also have to cough up the goods on his/her spouse and all their grown children (no word on the age at which they will be considered grown but as any parent can attest, children can be an embarrassment at nearly any point in their lives).

I have blogged so extensively about my life for the last decade I can be certain that I will 1) never get a job with Obama and 2) possibly just never be viably employed again given the work world’s obsessive need to know what I do on my off hours.

I guess I can see the Obama people’s point. Their guy is going to have a tough time as it is. He doesn’t need to worry about what his “people” have been up to on the ‘net. And while I don’t believe it is fair play to dig up blog posts or comments from years ago to try and tarnish a person’s reputation, because this implies we are all set in stone and incapable of growth or change, I can understand an employer’s side of things. Blogging and other social networking is like the tattoo your mom or dad told you not to get because you would regret it someday. But they were old and uncool and you knew better, didn’t you? So now, Lola or Chad is history you can barely recall – because of the amount of alcohol you were consuming back then – but the tat you got in their honor is still there, faded and starting to visibly sag. If only you had listened to your unhip parents. 

The same can be said, of course, for that post you wrote about having sex with that guy you didn’t really want to have sex with or the time you twittered about the pub crawl – while you were mid crawl – and provided photos to boot. Or maybe those pictures are on your MySpace or Facebook page, tagged for all to correctly identify you.

And let’s not forget the mommy bloggers out there who are ruining their children’s futures with every stroke of the keypad.

A full confession for Team Obama includes among other things: all websites, every alias and a recap of every time you flamed someone or went off on a Keith Olbermann rant. Flaming alone would get my resume circularly filed. Soap opera sites are dog eat dog, people.

My worst peccadillo was replying to a post on the widow board about whiny people. The author felt indifferent to the point of  being cold to non-widoweds problems and resented having to listen to them because they were trivial. I replied that this didn’t bother me as much as widowed who did the same thing (whined about little things) because the non-widowed didn’t have a sense of perspective (actually people who have experienced great tragedy in general have this sense of what is really important – well most do). I was chastised off the board while being reminded that only the widowed are allowed to elevate mole hills to mountains – so there. Probably my least shiny moment. One day I might let that go. But not today.

So what’s in your Internet Closet? Publish porn much? Frequent Yahoo chat rooms just to pick ideological fights? Have an alias persona on Facebook? The President-elect would like to know, so he can disqualify you.

Well, okay no – not really. I abhor her politics and wonder if perhaps she wasn’t raised by the same moose herd she hunts now from the safety of helicopters because I can’t imagine who taught her to speak the way she does. But what I want to ask her,

“Is there any moment in your life for which you haven’t hallucinated an alternate reality?”

Because she seems to have survived a different presidential campaign than everyone else. One where shadowy baseball types control American politics from hidey holes beneath Fenway Park and those liberal media types and bloggers living in their parents’ basements unfairly tarnished her credibility without her help. Read Full Article

Rob reminds me that Barack Obama is merely the president-elect, but I prefer to get a jump on washing the bad taste of the Bush years out of my mouth by speculating on what our new president has in store for us.

I think Obama has been wise in reminding all Americans in his recent speeches that we are in for a period (years is my guess) of hard work and sacrifice. Neither of these things are something that anyone under the age of sixty has much personal experience with frankly. We are a sorely untested and sorry bunch. A nation of whiners is how I believe Phil Gramm put it not too long ago. He was criticized for that, but he was right. 

So what are we willing to do for our country, for a change? 

Since I am already of the generation that can’t receive full retirement benefits until I am 67, I think I can put it off until 70 or even 71. My own mother, after all, is 76 and still works full time without much trouble to tell the truth. I am also certain I can do without sweetners to get me to vote and stay positively engaged in the political process. Things like tax cuts and credits that incumbents seem required to promise and deliver on anymore. I am willing to pay more in usage taxes to fund programs to rebuild the country’s infrastructure, especially if those programs provide much needed jobs for unskilled as well as skilled workers. Ditto for education. We can’t afford marginally educated people. And I am willing to listen to and thoughtfully consider whatever master plan the new president comes up with for re-regulating a society that has been allowed to indulge in excess for too long.

What about you? Ask what you can do for your country perhaps?