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I found this on Darcnyt’s site, he found it somewhere else. I could mark off quite a few but that’s mostly because I was an English major in college and because one summer I got it into my head to read classics. 

It’s an interesting exercise. As a former reading teacher, I know first hand that reading is not something for which everyone acquires a taste, although I never ran across a child who absolutely couldn’t read or be taught to read. Most of us are alliterate not illiterate. We can read but choose not to. 

The Big Read, an initiative by the National Endowment for the Arts, estimates that the average adult has read 6 of the top 100 books they’ve printed. How about you?

1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.
2) Italicize those you intend to read.
3) Underline the books you LOVE.

1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen
2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien (all three plus The Hobbit, which I also taught)
3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte
4 Harry Potter series – JK Rowling (gouge my eyes out before I would read this)
5 To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee
6 The Bible
7 Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte
8 Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell
9 His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman
10 Great Expectations – Charles Dickens
11 Little Women – Louisa M Alcott
12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy
13 Catch 22 – Joseph Heller
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare
15 Rebecca – Daphne Du Maurier
16 The Hobbit – JRR Tolkien
17 Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks
18 Catcher in the Rye – JD Salinger
19 The Time Traveller’s Wife – Audrey Niffenegger
20 Middlemarch – George Eliot
21 Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell
22 The Great Gatsby – F Scott Fitzgerald (read it but hate it)
23 Bleak House – Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams
26 Brideshead Revisited – Evelyn Waugh
27 Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28 Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck
29 Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll
30 The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame
31 Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy
32 David Copperfield – Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis
34 Emma – Jane Austen
35 Persuasion – Jane Austen
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe – CS Lewis
37 The Kite Runner – Khaled Hosseini
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin – Louis De Bernieres
39 Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden
40 Winnie the Pooh – AA Milne
41 Animal Farm – George Orwell
42 The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown (tried to read it but it was so poorly written I couldn’t finish it)
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
45 The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables – LM Montgomery (read all of them LOVE THEM
47 Far From The Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy
48 The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood (awesome)
49 Lord of the Flies – William Golding
50 Atonement – Ian McEwan
52 Dune – Frank Herbert
53 Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen
55 A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57 A Tale Of Two Cities – Charles Dickens
58 Brave New World – Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark Haddon
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck
62 Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History – Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones – Alice Sebold
65 Count of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas
66 On The Road – Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones’s Diary – Helen Fielding (wasted hours I can never have back. This book is CRAP.)
69 Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick – Herman Melville (the middle part sucks however)
71 Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens
72 Dracula – Bram Stoker
73 The Secret Garden – Frances Hodgson Burnett
74 Notes From A Small Island – Bill
75 Ulysses – James Joyce
76 The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath
77 Swallows and Amazons – Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal – Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray (awesome)
80 Possession – AS Byatt
81 A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens (taught this one too)
82 Cloud Atlas – David Mitchell
83 The Color Purple – Alice Walker (good but overrated)
84 The Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte’s Web – EB White
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven – Mitch Albom (another eye gouger I won’t touch)
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90 The Faraway Tree Collection – Enid Blyton
91 Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince – Antoine De Saint-Exupery
93 The Wasp Factory – Iain Banks
94 Watership Down – Richard Adams
95 A Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute (a great story)
97 The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas
98 Hamlet – William Shakespeare
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl
100 Les Miserables – Victor Hugo

I’ve read 49. Nearly 50%. Wow, I am cool, but I am also not surprised – by the fact that I have read so many not by the cool thing.

Would be interested in seeing others lists. I am imagine among bloggers I am not overly special. We are a literate and well-spoken bunch by and large. 

Link back, k?


We ended up leaving my folks to stay in a hotel Friday night about nine-thirty. I suppose I could have headed the whole thing off with a bit of frank, honest conversation earlier in the day, but between trying to “let things slide off me” as Rob suggested and Mom’s bouts of tears and self-pity, I just couldn’t find the right moment.

The tipping point was Nephew and BioDad, but it could have just as easily been the exchange between my parents at supper when Mom, descrying once again her misfortune of an ailing spouse said,

“I suppose I should quit my job. After all you are my first priority.”

To which my father replied with a very hearty chuckle because it is just simply not true.

Rob sat silently next to Mom with his gaze on the table but his mind elsewhere and I don’t have to wonder what he was thinking because I was thinking it too.

I am tired of being a party to their issues with each other. Married for nearly 52 years and lucky as hell to have probably months left with which to talk and share and maybe heal some of the damage they have done to each other – they are pissing away time. Time that Will never got. Time that Shelley didn’t get either.

I excused myself to go for a run, hoping to sweat away some of the bad vibes and dark thoughts but returned to more of what passes as interaction in my family, and by the time Nephew showed up and began to issue orders, I was fed up.

There were tears and harsh words and I am certain they expected me to meekly toe the family line, but when Rob suggested a hotel – that was all I needed. So we left.

DNOS was informed via phone of what transpired because I didn’t want her walking in blind tomorrow when she goes to the folks to finish preparing for the family reunion. We would skip it and just head to Des Moines if not for the fact that we’ve arranged a tiny birthday celebration for Katy as a part of the gathering. There will be a pinata and cake and I can’t let her be disappointed just because I am having trouble following the motto of my family, “appease or deny – the truth can just stay out there somewhere.”

I am dreading the reunion. Neither of my parents are good at letting things go (small wonder that this is a major failing of mine) and though I am fairly certain they will not cause a scene in front of extended family, they will both let me have it at the earliest opportunity.

I am a bit tired of them and their games.


Actually I didn’t overhear anything. I witnessed it.

My daughter and I stopped at the Shopper’s to get stamps and a Father’s Day card for Rob. Katy gave me a card on Mother’s Day that talked and wanted something similar for her dad. Rob just wanted a “masculine” card. No ponies or kitties or tiny winged fairies. Read Full Article