travel


Crossed the border without incident Thursday afternoon and spent the night in downtown Regina with intentions to get to bed early and make the last leg of the journey home as early in the morning as possible.

Regina is unremarkable. A big enough city whose middle has been thoroughly soaked in the urine of the homeless and definitely not a place we are considering as the ultimate in root planting for ourselves. In fact aside from Lice Widow, Rob’s next younger sister, the family has mostly endeavored to escape this place. Read Full Article


In the movie Fight Club, Edward Norton’s character first meets Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt) on an airplane in what he explains is a “single serving friend” relationship. Basically it likens the whole idea of striking up friendly banter and interaction with people you will never see again to a ketchup packet or the shampoo offerings in a hotel room. One shot and it’s over.

Single Servings are the essential building blocks of mommy groups which grow into the child’s version of a one night stand – the play date – with the potential to make companions out of women who wouldn’t have a thing to say to each other sans children.

A lesser version of this is the drive-by. Like the young man at the Holiday Inn Express Sunday morning who, after eavesdropping on a rather mundane conversation between Rob and myself on preparing Quaker Instant Oats, happily inserted himself into the discussion and gave us incorrect directions.

And there was the woman at the rest stop outside Moorhead, MN who began chatting with me in the washroom. Chattering away at my back really because I didn’t make eye contact or anything until I realized that she wasn’t talking to the hand dryer. She proceeded to talk mostly at me on and off for the next 15 minutes while Rob and I walked around the playground where Katy and her little girl were playing and as he and I chatted with each other in the picnic area.

“She might have been a widow, you know,” Rob pointed out later. “Traveling alone with a child and all.”

That thought had occurred to me back in the washroom but not because she was a woman who appeared to be on her own. It was the conversation she was having with her daughter as they walked in.

“…there are bad people in the world just waiting to hurt little boys and girls who wander away from their moms.”

I was just glad at that moment that Katy was dancing around the stall and didn’t hear her. I didn’t want to be in a position of refuting another parent’s right to go over the top with a stranger danger lecture within their earshot.

Not that all widowed/divorced/or simply single moms are paranoid. That could just have been me. Still is me. I am hardly unique.

When she and her daughter took their leave she said good-bye to Katy and called out the same to Rob and I as we canoodled in the picnic shelter. We can’t be in public without touching. It just wouldn’t be us.

“Are you going to mention that we were making out like crazy?” he asked as I began writing this.

“No, because we weren’t,” I replied. “Should I though?”

“Well, it would titillate your readers.”

Since some of my readers are also bloggers who write things that need disclaimers, I doubted that highly. Now if we’d been el fresco on the picnic table, it would have merited a description. Besides, this post was supposed to be about those people you meet on trips, interact with – willingly or not so, and never see again but make wonderful blog filler.

*I didn’t get a prompt from Julie Pippert this week, so if you have a single serving acquaintance tale to tell link it or use the comment box.


Note to self: a healthy husband and a well-rested child travel better.

“Nice,” was husband’s comment about my note. “What are you trying to tell me?”

“Nothing.”

“I’m loaded up on pharmaceuticals. I’m fine.”

But his throat is raw and the heavy walkers overhead kept us all from experiencing restful sleep and consequently, we were all a touch prickly this morning.

Coffee, tea, pastry, a nap for the wee one and a couple of hours of putting road behind us and by the time we hit Regina, we were our usual well-oiled traveling machine.

Normally Subway is our only food stop when we travel. Totally my fault. The greasiness, ingredients never to be named and the basic “meat”eaters society in which we live make chain restaurants and fast food chains a none possibility.

On the last trip we allowed Katy a Happy Meal however because the child simply can’t be expected to survive on tuna subs or pickles/lettuce subs. And I have come to see the wisdom of the “toy included” meal when traveling. A kid trapped in a car seat for 8 to 10 hours a day needs something to look forward to, and a Happy Meal toy is good for 45 minutes of novel entertainment. It’s not like when I was kid and had the back seat plus the back of the station wagon in which to spread out.

The toy of the moment in the burger kingdom are replicas of the characters from the animated movie, Kung Fu Panda. Middle daughter, Jordan, took Katy to see it the other night and gave her the Tiger, which flips. It is important to note that the toys are “action” figures. Tiger, I have been told since, needed a companion. I saw the wisdom of this early on in our trip and decided that perhaps a whole hour of fun could be eked out of getting Tiger a “friend”.

We found a McDonald’s on Albert Street as we arrived and dutifully wasted gas in the drive-thru for the meal only to discover as we rounded the corner of the building that it was toyless.

“Do you really need the toy?” Rob asked smallest daughter.

So I took the offending box back inside and made an inquiry of a young drone behind the counter.

“Don’t these come with toys?”

“We stopped putting them in,” was his reply.

I think he expected me to meekly accept this lame and completely nonsensical reason and simply walk away chastened, but I am certain the look on my face told him otherwise. I mean, who the hell buys a Happy Meal for the food?

He handed me a toy.

Snake, which does nothing whereas Tiger flips and hangs by its tail, has joined us now for the duration of our trip and, if she is lucky, beyond. Between the meal and the Ku Fung paraphernalia, Rob and I enjoyed a good two hours worth of whine and other calm shattering incident free travel.

One Happy Meal? $5.84 (CAN)

Confronting Teenage Service Worker? Truly my pleasure

Satisfied and Silent Child? Priceless, people.