Book Review


Wolf Hall was, maybe still is, the ancestral estate of the Seymours. Jane was Henry VIII’s third wife and the mother of Edward VI. She came in between the headless wives and contrary to popular myth, Henry did not routinely murder his wives. His first and third wives died of age and childbirth respectively. He’d divorced number one because he became convinced he’d sinned in marrying his brother’s widow, as she was, and that this was the cause of his son-less state. A hugely big deal in the Middle Ages. Well, let’s be real, being without sons is still considered tragic to lesser or greater degrees depending on where in the world you stand. He annulled his fourth marriage on grounds of ugliness and bad breath, and wife six survived him but only just. Wives two, five and six were adulterers to varying degrees with two and four losing their heads over it and six barely managing to outlive him before being arrested for treason herself. Wife two’s guilt isn’t proven but five and six were definitely involved with other men which given Henry’s reputation was just plain stupid.

Wolf Hall is mentioned infrequently in the novel of the same name by Hilary Mantel. In fact the Seymours only appear when the author wants to foreshadow or make a specific point about creeping evil. Jane Seymour’s father was a lecher who carried on with his daughter-in-law at one point and may have even fathered his own “grandchildren” on her. Jane herself is a quiet voice of practicality who is continually affirming Cromwell’s (the main character’s) information about the debauchery that goes on in her childhood home.

Wolf Hall represents the slip on the slope and it’s not until the end of the novel, after Thomas More’s head is piked on London Bridge that Cromwell heads off on his first visit to the Seymour’s. But an astounding amount of teetering on the top of the slope has taken place by this point and even if I didn’t know that Thomas Cromwell will lose his own head at a not to distant point in the future, I’d be able to guess it.

I love Tudor England. Sometimes I wonder if my affinity suggests that I lived a life or two there. There are only a few other time periods I am drawn to so perhaps.

It was not a simple or simple-minded time. Henry is neither monster nor misunderstood. Thomas More is no saint and Cromwell not as soulless as the history books would like us to believe.

History is suspect. It’s written by the winners and the vanquished never get to tell their side of the tale. Tales, being multi-sided like houses and books, should represent, don’t you agree?

Wolf Hall is a sumptuous read. It’s so hard to find decent fiction anymore that I am a bit sad when I finish. Thick text though so be aware that an audio version might be better. I found a delightful discussion about it at The Slate and will leave you with a pulp version of Tom and Henry.


I am not a book blogger, or a mommy blogger, but I am solicited on occasion by authors and people hoping I will help them promote this or that. I wasn’t at all sure I would have time to do another book review this summer, and when the author of Holly’s Inbox contacted me, I wasn’t sure at all why he chose me. But he assured me that he did indeed wish me to read and review his work, so I agreed.

When the book arrived, I was sorry I had agreed because it was 660 pages long. The last book I tackled that was even close to that length I eventually abandoned out of frustration with a story that I felt could have been told in with a whole lot fewer words.

But, Holly’s Inbox has garnered good reviews from other book bloggers I have followed and who have always seemed to be genuine in their reviews, and it has been a bestseller in the U.K., so I gave it a go.

To quickly summarize via the publisher’s blurb:

Meet Holly Denham. It’s her first day as a receptionist at a London investment bank and inexperienced Holly is struggling. Take a peek at her email and you’ll see why: Holly’s inbox is a daily source of drama. An affair with a sexy VP heats things up at the office, but when Holly’s first flame (who, she thinks, left her in the lurch) gets a job at the same company, complications abound.

How’s a working girl supposed to have a love life with a demanding job, crazy friends, a dysfunctional family, and gossipy colleagues? Not to mention that Holly’s been keeping a secret from everyone – and the past is about to catch up with her.

Written entirely in emails, this compulsively readable UK smash hit will keep you laughing and turning the pages all the way to its surprising and deeply satisfying ending.

Repeatedly compared to Bridget Jones’ Diary, hollysinbox.com became a website phenomenon, with thousands of daily visitors from all over the world. This novel tells Holly’s story in full, and also includes exclusive extra material not available on the site.

The narrative is told via emails between the main character, Holly, her family, friends, and co-workers. And like most emails of strangers, they are hard to follow at first because there is a learning curve as one tries to figure out who is who and to impose some sense of organization on the events unfolding sans third person narrative.

The format I found intriguing really because I like the idea of telling stories using the various means by which people share their lives these days. Young adult authors have been using the idea of telling stories via social media style for some time, so it makes sense that adult authors would eventually head in that direction too. I wish the novel had relied on more than email, but I understand the limitation in terms of the storyline.

The story is the stuff of rom-com, and it’s definitely geared toward the chick-lit crowd, and I pretty quickly lost interest. Not because it wasn’t funny and clever or the story wasn’t credible, but it was just eating up a tremendous amount of my writing time. I dumped Pride, Prejudice and Zombies for more writing time too – frankly I forgo a lot of things for an extra minute or 60 for writing time, so I hope the author doesn’t feel slighted.

I did think it was more interesting than the last book I reviewed – which was chick lit written by a man too coincidentally – so one can take that for what it is worth. Since I am currently trying to write a memoir based on emails, IM’s and blog posts, I can understand how difficult it must have been for the author to transpose the original Holly from her website to a novel and still be true to her essence.

The novel is billed as a Bridget Jones successor and that rings true. It does remind me of the first novel – which I did read – but it allows the reader into the thoughts of all the characters really without the imposition of authorial judgments. Everyone is, more or less, unfiltered.

I would have had a more positive reaction had it not been such a long book. I don’t mean to harp on that fact because it doesn’t seem to have bothered anyone else whose read it, but on the other hand War and Peace is still twice as long so maybe I am just whinging.


Read Shawn Klomparens’ latest novel, Two Years, No Rain over the the weekend. It clocks in at 370 pages, which is about a hundred pages or so past my comfort range these days. I prefer shorter works because they are usually sweeter in terms of tight editing and lack of meandering, but despite the length, it was a fast read.

It’s the story of Andy Dunne, a mid-thirties weatherman adrift in life and, though fully aware of this, not doing much about it. It’s a chick-lit theme. Lack of direction collides with outside catalyst and suddenly characters find themselves moving on from the circumstances that have held them almost without their active permission.

The narrative is not burdensome. Komparens doesn’t feel the need to describe setting and characters to inertia. He uses dialogue to reveal, but unfortunately he sometimes uses it to recap events the main character hasn’t any access to as he is a first person narrator. He inserts back story rather deftly in some points but not swiftly enough in others. The first three chapters were slow,  but not to the point of interest loss on my part, though I began to get a bit impatient for the story to begin.

It reads like most books in the genre except the sex is less flowery which in my opinion was a plus. I found the main character and his love interest spot on if one believes that Gen X’rs are self-involved yet self-unaware.

Andy’s wife has left him. He has been involved in a serious emotional affair with a co-worker for two years. And he is on the verge of being made redundant. This is the first three chapters with a dead brother and an assortment of secondary characters thrown in to round things out. Suddenly, Andy is offered a chance to become the star of a Blue’s Clues like kiddie show and the story is off and running in fairly predictable rom-com fashion, heavy on drama and light on giggles.

It reminded me of Ross and Rachel, but the later years not the early ones.

I don’t know what I think about men writing chick lit, but at least the sex is not metaphorical. Bottom line? It’s not feel good. These are two married people choosing to cheat rather than be grown ups and work on their relationships. It’s hard to root for that. But it is realistic because it mirrors what relationships have become for many in our society, Disney happily ever after or NEXT. It was also hard to see what Andy was in love with because his love interest, Hillary, doesn’t get a fleshing out until too late in the story for most readers to still be wondering enough to care. And ultimately, that was the problem. There are clues and clues and no reveal. Bread crumbs should lead somewhere before the birds eat them all up.

But do remember, I am one reader/reviewer. Check out the links below before making up your own mind.

Check out Shawn’s website HERE.

Follow Shawn on Twitter.

Shawn Klomparens TLC Book Tours TOUR STOPS:

Tuesday, July 7th: Book, Line, and Sinker

Monday, July 13th: Peeking Between the Pages

Wednesday, July 15th: Anniegirl1138

Friday, July 17th: Bermuda Onion

Tuesday, July 21st:  Suko’s Notebook

Wednesday, July 22nd: Stephanie’s Confessions of a Book-a-holic

Monday, July 27th:  Life In The Thumb

Wednesday, July 29th: Cindy’s Love of Books

Thursday, July 30th: Raging Bibliomania

Monday, August 3rd: Chic Book Chick

Tuesday, August 4th:  Planet Books

Monday, August 10th: Bookworm with a View

Wednesday, August 12th:  Starting Fresh

Thursday, August 13th:  Pop Culture Junkie

Tuesday, August 18th: Books on the Brain – Summer Reading Series

Thursday, August 20th: Book-a-Rama